Ryanair’s in-flight porn entertainment

Everyone knows flying is no fun, so what’s the problem with passengers finally enjoying their trips? Yes, Ryanair is at it again. The world’s most exciting and least professional airline has removed toilets, made a sexy crew calendar, and now will offer its passengers some boob tube. “Well, it was nice knowing you guys”, said the airline’s last remaining female customer.

The “entertainment’ won’t be seat back but will be offered through an app called “The Sun”, which is already being used in hotels to let their guests play games, do some gambling and get charged for the porn they did or did not watch. For a company that jokingly/somewhat seriously said they would offer first class passengers “beds and blowjobs” and made an emergency landing due to window tape coming loose, this is really the most professional they can be. On a side note, a man in August reported undergoing cardiac arrest on the plane and all the crew did was offer him a sandwhich and soda which they then proceeded to charge him for. Well if it happens again this time we’ll know it was the porn that did him in. If you fly with Ryanair, prepare to relax and enjoy the flight. Just for the love of God please don’t put your seat back.