Enjoy paying off the lease on your Corolla while I cruise the air and coast the roads. With my Personal Air and Land Vehicle, or PAL-V ($141,000.00) i can boast the ability to fly 4,00 feet above and away from awkward road situations like accidentally hitting someone’s car or child all while taking up only the garage space of a Smart Car.

With the use of runways, propellers, and rotors the PAL-V flies like an airplane but a new cutting-edge tilting system within “gyro-mode” makes it drive more like a car than a motorcycle. Who knew a Greek delicacy could do so much for balancing a vehicle? So reserve you PAL-V today and soar into the future of flying tricycles. After all, you can never have enough exit plans for when beggars ask you for money.