Eternity Aqua by Calvin Klein

As a daily user of Calvin Klein’s Eternity Aqua ($52.00-$70.00) I feel the need to share it’s lust-inducing power. But how do you capture the feeling of wearing such a cologne? I don’t mean its “sophisticated, confident smell” or its “aquatic woody fragrance with hints of lavender”. No, this cologne does not smell like wood. I’m talking about walking around with the knowledge that you’re going to get laid every night. For instance, have you ever seen that scene in Ocean’s 13? The one where Matt Damon uses a pheromone to beguile the tough-exteriored Ellen Barkin. Yeah, it’s like that. Eternity Aqua will be the best wingman you will ever have (no offense to Cougar from Top Gun).