Tyrant Clock

How does one accurately describe the life-ruining potential of the Tyrant Clock (TBA). Well, remember that guy you met on the plane? The one who kept talking about how he would one day leave his accounting job to pursue his interests in piloting and taxonomy? He who only stopped annoying you when you finally agreed to put his number in your phone. Yeah, well you’re now having lunch with him Saturday. This alarm clock simultaneously disintegrates your social life and calls random numbers on your phone at 3 minute intervals until you wake up and explain to people why you called them at 6 in the morning. Now if you don’t think the aforementioned highly realistic scenario is enough to make you get out of bed consider how your girlfriend will feel when she finds you talking to your ex so early in the morning. The Tyrant Clock, 100% effective, 100% evil.