Solving problems one at a time just doesn’t cut it anymore. With the economy down and such, we are seeing more and more people without clothing, shelter, and a bed to sleep in. The versatile JAKPAK ($250.00) finally gets its chance to shine in this down economy. The JAKPAK (notice how the A’s are meant to mimic tents) is the greatest combination in transforming clothing since those pants with the zippers to metamorphosize into shorter pants. Waterproof, available in green and black, and great for campers, hikers, and outdoor sports fans; the JAKPAK is sure to cover you for 3 Christmases and/or birthdays. Moreover, you can now take pride in the fact that every quarter you give to a homeless man puts him .1% closer to fully restoring his life.